Prepared for anything but this..
Prepared for anything but this..
  1. vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

    vaspim:

    rawrical:

    i am fucking dead

    People like this actually exist

  2. stephenhawqueen:

    "kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

  3. jerkenglish:

    apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

  4. asymmetricjester:

    ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

  5. thelastasiantimelord:

    son-of-mercury:

    theramen:

    starry-dawn:

    merrymethods:

    That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

    CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

    S-sir? Sir, what are you-

    Sir, are you-

    Sir, please stop.

    Sir

    Are you okay?

    I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

    image

  6. mister-smalls:

    nylooms:

    tupacabra:

    image

    it’s a metaphor

    The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

    The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

  7. mappingyourdreams:

    "but dean said he’s not into guys"

    because if there’s one thing you can always count on dean to do it’s telling the truth

    image

  8. ragingcontent:

opidiod:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

If this fucking circle post gets anything above 400 I will cry and eat a whole bucket of ice cream.

I hope you like ice cream

MELISSA ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW

No but I can if you want

OKAY NEW BET IF THIS MAKES IT OVER 1,000 NOTES I WILL BUY $25 WORTH OF ICE CREAM AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME

Everyone reblog this

THE CIRCLE WILL DOMINATE

Finally, someone who understands the circle. It just wants world domination.

    ragingcontent:

    opidiod:

    ragingcontent:

    ask-klubice-augustus:

    ragingcontent:

    ask-klubice-augustus:

    ragingcontent:

    ask-klubice-augustus:

    cpwiser10:

    youtubers-ftw:

    ragingcontent:

    Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

    NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

    Okay it’s a good circle but come on

    If this fucking circle post gets anything above 400 I will cry and eat a whole bucket of ice cream.

    I hope you like ice cream

    MELISSA ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW

    No but I can if you want

    OKAY NEW BET IF THIS MAKES IT OVER 1,000 NOTES I WILL BUY $25 WORTH OF ICE CREAM AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME

    Everyone reblog this

    THE CIRCLE WILL DOMINATE

    Finally, someone who understands the circle. It just wants world domination.

  9. pizza:

    while I was cleaning my room I got tired so I went to have a nap on a pile of clothes and then mum came in and tried to scoop me up because she thought I was part of the pile wtf mum

  10. gnomingabout:

    you don’t have to write about sex in your fanfic. it’s not a requirement, don’t let anyone tell you it is. your ship doesn’t have to be physical to be intimate. if you want to write fluffy one shots, you make those fangirls squeal. if you want to write angsty heart breakers, bring on the tears. write what you love and what you’re comfortable with. but never let those comments people make, about how T and G rated fics aren’t worth their time, sway your inspiration. 

  11. You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

    That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
    How I Met Your Mother (via itscherryamber)
  12. mayakern:

    seasonal fashion according to me

    god i hate summer

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